Inspired by my cousin, I've decided to compile my entire stash of Engrish clothing photos into one glorious blog. I miss Hong Kong, probably because this is a hobby I can't enjoy in the US.
What ABOUT the classic camper van?
I love it when random, unrelated words are written across my uterus.
I mean, why make up nonsensical English when it's right there for you?
Read the ice cream flavors. I guarantee you don't want any of the Iraqi one...
TWITCH. Is that like twerking?
Ironically when I would shop for these clothes it WAS happy and funny.
So...where's the Rottweiler?
YOU ARE THE SOLDIERS AND WE COMMAND YOU
Thanks, I think I will.
Seriously. They didn't even try.
A very dramatic news piece if you read the paragraph...
It says "Queen We will." How do you "queen?"
Get with the trends, you moron.
I'm the worst slow.
Stalking is a universal language.
Ok...I can see that you're serious about this.